The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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