So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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