just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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