Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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