we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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