how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I can't put those talents on a resume
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
How does one acquire holy water?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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