Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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