you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
