I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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