im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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