My friends, they love my intelligence
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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