Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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