help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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