Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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