Whod you bang
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
