Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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