Porn is love you can see.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just high enough for therapy.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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