you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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