then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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