ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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