You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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