Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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