What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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