some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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