with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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