Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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