I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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