We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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