My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Randomize