I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
