Will you blow on my dice?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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