Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Dick very happy bro
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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