hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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