dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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