I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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