What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
