We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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