kristin has been a bad kristin
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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