Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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