Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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