Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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