Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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