Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
