i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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