This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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