Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
My bed smells like the plague
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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