Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
vagina is talking i cant
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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