She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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