yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
