From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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