Im at strip club and am horny
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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