You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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