guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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