Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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