It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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